Friday, January 1, 2016

The Damn Newsletter: The 2015 Damn Awards















Can't Knock the Hustle Award - To contradict the great Matthew Berry's mantra "Nothing good comes from hustling", hustling is an art form.  Whether you start a business, have a side hustle, or make ends meet in the most creative of ways...it is a medium of imaginative self-expression.  This is to honor the Rembrants of the Hustle.

Nominees:

Pharrah J (Pharrah J Photography)

Jachon Charles (King Bishop Productions)

JaLeeda (Beauty by JaLeeda)

Marni Ortiz (We on a Mission)





Winner:
Marni Ortiz
102 lbs down and a health coach







I Ain't One of the Cosbys...I Didn't go to Hillman Award - Your family may not be as perfect as the Huxtables but as the matriarch/patriarch of your family, you're just as respected. All you're missing is your own half-hour show.

Nominees:

Brandi Sanders

Kea Austin

Cheryl Bennett

Nancy Gutherie



Winner:
Cheryl Bennett














This is for the Cool in You Award -  The award designated for the personification of Stefan Urquelle.  This is the adult equivalent of being the captain of the football team, class president, and voted most popular at the same damn time.  Basically everything that wasn't me in high school...



Nominees:


Gina Hall Torino

Toria Hall King

Nia Parker

Marc Godard


Winner:

Nia Parker








Autobots, Transform and Roll Out Award - The person who has made the biggest transformation in the last 365 days.  Whether the change has been physical, mental, emotional, or spiritual, you are truly a Transformer...more than meets the eye!!!

Nominees:

Shani Howard

Pam Adkins-Smith

Kimberly Lewis

Maya Carroll



Winner:

Kimberly Lewis









Been Around the World...Ya, Ya, Ya Award - Doesn't matter if you travel for work, play, or both.  You have been everywhere this year. I salute the fact that your passport has more stamps than the post office.  

Nominees:

Aaja Butler

Lacy Durham

Winnette Richards

Janie Charlot




Winner:

Winnette Richards







Can't Have the Damn Awards without the Rap Up









The GOOD ASS Award - Stands for "Getting Out Our Dreams And Stimulating Service.  There is nothing worse than having a dream and doing little to nothing in order to accomplish it. This individual makes a difference in a charity, cause, or in a people.  However you make a difference, the impact is felt.  Now that's a Good Ass Award!

Nominees:

Tasha "Redd" Mims (Pink for Redd)


Keisha Tilton (First Priority Management)

Candice Nicole (Women Who Hustle)




Winner: 

Candice Nicole







Don't Call it a Comeback Award - This year was filled with comebacks.  Now for me a comeback constitutes you you being off of the "Damn" radar for at least 6 months and have a comeback harder than Chinese Algebra.  Now that's a comeback!!!

Nominees:

Tesha Glover

Tawanna Bennett Winn

Da Circle (a collection of friends from college)

Tara Morgan




Winner:

Da Circle 
(Not pictured Brandy Harris Guillory)








No Pen Just Draw Inspiration Award - Who you gonna find doper than them? Inspires the masses from their speeches, from what they do, and from what they achieve.  You help me go farther, go further, go harder...
(is that not why we came, and if not then why bother???)

Nominees:

Stacy Henson-Williams

LaDetrah Muller

LaBrisha Barnes Conway

Tierra Taylor



Winner: 

Stacy Henson-Williams









The Professional Like DJ Clue Award - An award inspired by the DJ Clue mixtape series, this is for the good grade getting, 9 to 5 working, respectable career having individual who is simply the best in the world at what they do...

Nominees:

Erika Bonner

Lisa Walker

Ariane Butler

Tammi Green




Winner: 

Erika Bonner









Be by Myself and Enjoy the Company Award - A cultural icon once said, "With so much personality...what do you want from me, I could be by myself and enjoy the company."  So this character is just as polarizing, funny, charismatic, and brash as the author of this genius quotable.

Nominees:

Jamira Cheatham

Ry Hudson

Laurise Tate

Frankie Lane




Winner: 

Ry Hudson

















Industry is Shady, It need to be Taken Over Award (formally The Impact Player Award) - You're not just an impact player...you're raising the status quo up.  You make dreams into goals and turn goals into reality. Your hard work speaks for itself.  And money talks...so talk more bucks!!!

Nominees:

Sonja Campbell (Siege Magazine)

Arkeedah McCormick (ItsArkeedah.com)

Riki (Suite 369)

Kristi Woodard (Mahogani Media)



Winner:

Kristi Woodard








Brr...What Happened to that Boy Award - You fell off, hiding under a rock, have gone dark, got your Amelia Earheart on, disappeared like Paris Hilton's rap career...basically

*sigh*  

You Used to Call Me on My Cell Phone...

Nominees/Winners:

There is a number of individuals that have not answered calls or texts, removed me from their social media, pretends to not see me when you walk by, and if you do speak...avoid eye contact and provide a halfhearted greeting.  All of these phenomenons seemed to have started occurring after September 12, 2015.  I'm just gonna put that right here and leave it. 

 If it applies to you then the following is for you...


Mazel Tov

Courtesy of Big Bang Theory
The Fish Guts Displacement
Season 6 Episode 10











Rookie of the Year Award - Being a rookie doesn't necessarily communicate youth and inexperience.  Well at least not in this case.  You qualify if I've known you a year or less and you've made quite the impression...

Nominees:

Ja'Nay Lewis

Erika Boone

Tanisha Cherry

Tytianna "Cookie" Nichols




Winner:

Erika Boone









No More Drama Award - Now I can't speak for you all...but I've been known to have some Young and the Restless type drama in my life from time to time.  I've always been envious of people that has battled the storm and seen the sunshine again.  I commend you.  

Nominees:

Kirk D. Lee

Tammy Taylor

Carlanda Leavell

Sharisse Brewster



Winner:

Kirk Lee









Voice of the Voiceless Award - You see injustice and you react.  Your social conscience speaks through your words and comes to life through your actions.  You are the voice of the voiceless and I am promoting that voice.  Hmm...

That makes me the Voice of the Voice of the Voiceless...just call me Paul Heyman!!!

Nominees:

Asha Gomez

Earl & Michael Benjamin-Robinson

Jamie Nesbitt Golden

Gervai Maeweather




Winner: 

Asha Gomez










That's the Anthem...Get Yo Damn Hands Up Award - The song that made you dance...made you think...made you happy...helped to get you through something.  Simply put, the song that will be forever associated with this year...

Nominees:

Here - Alessia Cara

Badd Blood - Taylor Swift

Hotline Bling - Drake

Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars



Winner:

Hotline Bling - Drake
(Song even made Mr. Bean Dance)









Put it in Your Mouth Award - The single best thing I've eaten this year.  So take a tip from Akinyele and put it in your mouth...and enjoy! 

Nominees:

Doughnut Bacon Cheeseburger at LA State Fair

Stuffed Peppers from Uncle Ray's Cajun Kitchen

Sweet Tea from Jameson's Catering

Sour Dough Loaf from Boudin Sourdough Bakery & Cafe




Winner:

World's Greatest
Stuffed Peppers









Can't Nobody Hold Me Down Award -  If you have walked in the fires of hell this year and make it out with minor singes then can't nobody take your pride...can't nobody hold you down...

Nominees:

Kendrick Ray

Deshana Rucker

Aunt Rosalind & Tiyette Butler

Jordan Washington





Winner: 

Aunt Rosalind & Tiyette Butler









Disappointment of the Year 

Rochelle "Silk" Richardson

It's one thing to have views that are out there.  It's another to be famous for a hype person.  Hell, Flavor Flav had personality...she sounds like elderly lady "uh huhing" her sister's opinion.  








I'm an Artist and I'm Sensitive about my Sh!% Award - A quote made famous by Erykah Badu, this award is forged in the spirit of genuine artistry.   Whether you sing, rap, write, sculpt, paint or photograph; you make the world beautiful.  Consider this the independent art appreciation award.  

Nominees:

Carmen Beautay

Joya Bravo

Jasmine Benjamin

IDLE of the Peach




Winner

Joya Bravo

Check out her latest video below
an homage to the Last Dragon

Badda Dan Dem - Joya Bravo + Mr Lee









Flyer than a Piece of Paper Bearing My Name Award - Quite frankly I don't think you're beautiful, I think you're beyond it.  Seriously!  You're the hottest chick in the game...you should be wearing a chain!

Nominees:

Tiffany Walker

Ashley Wiggins

Roshawnda Holloway

Llauryn Hendrix




Winner:


Llauryn Hendrix
















Lee Donnie Wright Legacy Award - This is the lifetime achievement award of the show.  This person has made such an influence on my life that they have become part of me.  Becoming a permanent part of people's lives is the very definition of the word, legacy.  This recipient embodies that definition.   








The Backbone Award - The backbone.  It lends support to the entire body.  Without a backbone, we cannot stand.  It's the foundation.  It's the strongest part of the body.  This award is given to the person that has supported me the most over the past year.  

Nominees:

Charmyca Lewis

Shonda Bowman Johnson

Garren Bunton

Tamekia Davis



Winner:

Garren Bunton
Photo courtesy of Foto Peligroso









And now for the final award












Shout Out of the Year - This is the prestigious and coveted award of the year.  It is quite frankly the person I have to give the highest form of props for the entire year.  It's the Granddaddy of 'em all...

Nominees:

Kim Godard Butler

Mercedes Ramcharan

Lara Temple

Adrienne White




Winner:


Adrienne White





Thank you all for reading and supporting my work. 
 Here's to 2016!!!












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