Welcome back inside the mind of Jarratt "Damn" Butler. It's cool place to visit but for God sake's don't get trapped in here. I've been lost in here for 31 years and it's scary!!! Lol. New newsletter starts now!
Well I have been away for about 8 weeks and the entire world goes crazy...no literally. Let's just do a brief recap, shall we? We've had 40 days of Lent, Easter, Brooklyn's birthday, my birthday, tornandos whooping the South's ass, the Mississippi River trying to stretch itself out, Wrestlemania, Edge's retirement, gas prices sky rocket, Football is still locked out, Donald Trump goes from reality star...to Republician presidential contender...to laughing stock, the birther issue start and end, Gaddafi fights with his own people, the Lakers won't make it a 3peat, Star Wars day (May 4th), 2 Republician presidential candidates declare, did I mention gas prices...well they deserved to be mention again...damn, OH YEAH...and the killing of the world's most evil man since Adolf Hitler on the day Hitler died. Happy trails to Hell Osama bin Laden!!! So as you can see, the world is in fact going crazy. Whew, I'm tired just from this section but I will battle through.
President Obama on Death of Osama bin Laden (SPOOF)
This week marks the official start of ProStar week. Yes, ProStar week. For some of you that are unfamiliar with the ProStars allow me to explain. The ProStars is a trio of guys (Charlie Cheatham, Garren Bunton, and yours truly) that formed a bond in college. Through the years this brotherhood has also spawned into an entertainment industry alliance. Each of us are talented, creative individuals looking to claim our rightful spot on top of the world. This week we would like to reintroduce ourselves to you as well entertain, educate, and motivate others that strive for success in whatever field they choose. Like us on Facebook The ProStars and follow us on Tumblr The ProStars
Shout out time! Shout Out of the Week goes out to Lil D. This entertainment savant can do it all. Not only is she an on air personality/social network assistant for Z107.9, she produces, directs, and host The Word Eye Heard entertainment report.
If you haven't caught it here's this week's installment.
Not to mention she's one hell of a rapper. She probably didn't want me to mention that but hey...I'm a fan.
Here's Lil D & E~B in "Skinny Azz Pants"
Now the title of this newsletter has absolutely positively nothing to do with the 1992 classic movie starring Al Pacino. Actually I wanted to name it track 13 of the Jay-Z & R. Kelly's Best of Both Worlds album...uh...I'll just leave it at that. From a guy's perspective, there is absolutely nothing like woman to get him right. I don't think all women understand the power they have. Think about it, if a guy is really into you (which every woman has at least 3 guys trying to have sex with them as they read this) woman can make the slightest suggestions that will make a big difference. I've seen, heard, or second hand witnessed guys spend more time with their kids, be more hygienic, clean up around the house, cook, budget their money, do their taxes, get a job, work out, drive safer, watch different programming, try new foods, interact with their family more, drink less, limit television, work harder, and even brushing their teeth after performing oral sex just to please a woman. To answer the questions that you're wondering...yes some of those are my adjustments made to the fairer sex and no I'm not going to tell you which ones that are mine! Real talk ladies...the power is yours but with great power comes great responsibility. You could get a guy to do your bidding because breaking down a man's will is easy. But building it back up is hard. Take a wrong turn and find yourself with psycho you created or that you have just passed off to the unsuspecting "next one". You may have already created the next misogynistic a$$clown that is gonna take some poor girl's pride, self respect, and hymen. (Sorry Kina I couldn't pass it up...) Remember that the next time you set in on your little behavior modification experiment...
But those are just my thoughts...right or wrong...just what I was just feeling at the time.
Bill Maher Tells Republican Crackers To Get Off Of Obama’s Ass
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On his HBO show Real Time Bill Maher posed the question to Republicans, “How many Muslims does a black guy have to kill in one weekend before crackers climb down off his ass?”
Bill Maher opened up with, “Now that it’s become clear that the Republicans, the fiscally conservative strong on defense party are neither fiscally conservative nor strong on defense, they have to tell us what exactly it is they’re good at. It’s not defense. 9/11 happened on your watch, and you retaliated by invading the wrong country, and you lost a 10 year game of hide and seek with Osama Bin Laden, and you’re responsible for running up most of the debt, which more than anything makes us weak.”
Maher continued, “You’re supposed to be the party with the killer instinct, but it was a Democrat who put a bomb in Gadhafi’s bedroom, and bullet in Bin Laden’s eye like Moe Green. Raising the question how many Muslims does a black guy have to kill in one weekend before crackers climb down off his ass? Let’s look at some facts. Now for you Fox News viewers feel free to turn down the sound until the flashing facts light at the bottom of your screen disappears.”
He then rolled out the facts, “When Bill Clinton left office in 2001, the Congressional Budget Office predicted that by the end of the decade we would have paid off the entire debt and had $2 trillion surplus. Instead we have a ten and a half trillion dollar public debt and the different in those two numbers is mostly because Republicans put tax cuts for the rich, free drugs for the elderly, and two wars on the layaway plan, and then bailed on the check, so so much for fiscal responsibility.”
ReplyDeleteBill Maher then destroyed the idea that Republicans are strong in national security, “But hey, at least they still had the defense thing right? The public still believed Republicans were tougher when it came to hunting down dark skinned foreigners with funny sounding names. But Bush had 7 years to get Osama, he didn’t. He got Wesley Snipes. Only 6 months after 9/11 Bush said he didn’t spend that much time on Bin Laden that he was no longer concerned about him. Just as he wasn’t before 9/11 when he blew off that mysterious inscrutable memo titled Bin Laden determined to attack inside the United States . In under a year Bush went from who gives a shit, to wanted dead or alive, back to who gives a shit.”
After calling out the Republicans for criticizing Obama for during the 2008 campaign for saying that he would go into Pakistan to get Bin Laden, and asked Republicans, “Why can’t you just admit that Barack Obama is one efficient, steely nerved, multitasking, black ninja gansta president? In one week he produced his birth certificate, comforted disaster victims, swung by Florida to say hey to Gabby Giffords, did stand up at the Correspondents’ Dinner, and then personally repelled into in Bin Laden’s lair and put a Chinese star though his throat without waking up any of his 13 wives. That’s how it went down, I saw it on MSNBC.”
The truth is that the 30% of America that Bill Maher mentioned will never support Obama no matter what he does. Unlike Democrats who did rally behind President Bush after 9/11, many Republicans can only view the Obama presidency with bitter jaundiced eyes that are only capable of seeing all the vast conspiracies that explain why they were not able to keep the presidency, which they believe they are entitled to.
Maher had it right. Obama had an incredible week last week, but within 48 hours the right was back hard at work trying to delegitimize his accomplishments while at the same time taking credit for themselves. What is absolutely eating the Obama haters up inside right now is that he got Bin Laden. Since 9/11 Republicans have treated the issue of national security as their birthright, but Obama showed them what a real commitment to keeping America secure looks like.
Barack Obama is one bad ass gangsta president. He is everything Republicans wish they were, but don’t have the guts to be.